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Sermon Illustrations: Witty Sayings

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre: Keep off the Grass.

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